1-800-PANZAZO – Breaking Beds, Not Corazones Tee

Breaking beds since birth.
For all the real ones who bring peso to the relationship — the 1-800-PANZAZO tee lets ‘em know it’s all love... just maybe not for the furniture. A hilarious Spanglish flex for all the thick kings out there, stamped with the bold line: Breaking Beds, Not Corazones.

Designed to hit hard at the carne asada, on the gram, or when you pull up to the cookout knowing damn well you’re sitting down last to avoid breaking another folding chair.

💥 Features:

• Front chest design: “1-800-PANZAZO – Breaking Beds, Not Corazones”

• Clean, bold font with yellow highlights

• Optional back print can be done instead of front.

• Soft AF 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sizes S–5XL

• Printed in LA, approved by el primo gordito™